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Photographer Quips,”Joaquin Noah has the Ugliest Face I’ve Ever Seen”; Joaquin Noah Impersonates Fish, Proves Photographer Wrong April 1, 2006

Posted by Mike Zazaian in Headlines.
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 Photo by Charlie Neibergall / Associated Press

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1. Kim - March 7, 2007

I beg to differ. I think Joaquin is fine.

2. Marie - March 11, 2007

Joaquin is so ugly! His pimply face and crooked teeth are just a turn off.

3. BiBie - March 12, 2007

Joakim Noah. At least spell the boy’s name right if you’re gonna insult him. And yeah, I don’t really find him too attractive, but who am I to say who IS. The boy can ball, I doubt he cares what people think of his looks.

4. alec - April 3, 2007

He has got some big ol’ chicklet teeth and a knack for making Jim Nantz uncomfortable with his ‘urban’ talk.

5. Prose Before Hos » To London, and Beyond! - April 3, 2007

[...] me and 4 trillion other assholes) are now officially media-journalist types. A fine expose on silly chicklet teeth or on why Indian people smell so bad (as always) can be anticipated (and highly — since I [...]

6. NGUELEMO DONGMO JEAN JACQUES - April 4, 2007

joaquin
Tout simplement pour te dire que je suis un de tes plus grand admirateur mais seulement quand j’interroge google pour avoir des info sur ton quotient les reponses me parvienne en anglais mais coe je ne suis pas encore totalement bilingue j’ai des difficultés pour les lire y a t’il pas une maniére pour avoir ses infos en français.

7. Juanita - April 14, 2007

Joakim Noah is GORGEOUS! I LOVE HIM & HIS WEIRD FACES SO BACK OFF!!

8. dante dela cruz - September 25, 2007

who the heck is him anyways? what I know is that he would for sure contribute to the BULLS’ campaign and help them be on the finals again!!!!

9. lulu kulapu - September 25, 2007

by the way goodluck to the SAN BEDA RED LIONS!!! bring home the championship tomorrow!!!! establish the dynasty!!! the dream begins today!!!

10. ely soriano (ex vocalist of erasher heads) - September 25, 2007

pare kilala mo ba ang tunay na katauhan ni SHAIDER? may ugnayan ba sya sa mga lokal na pulis pangkalawakan natin na ZAIDO? saka yung ZAIDO ba….. pangalan ng tao o pangalan ng grupo? cry for elf! is ola nid. ola niiidd is to cry for elf!!! o yeah! ng maling akala…. maliit na butas lumalaki. konting gusot… dumadami. di mo maibabaon sa limot at bahala, kapag nabulag ka haaaaaa…. ng maling akalahaaaaaa. oray!

i want to grit my prens sherwin curtis and adeline-s. YOU GUYS RAK!!!!

11. zydrunas ilgauskas III - September 25, 2007

i beleb da duds in da newborhood can make it!!! elo to my pren knowvick, norbit, knowbeat, norveak, knowrveet da man. goodluck sa iyong pagpupunyagi sa lupang inilukluk ang dambuhalang lion na may lumalabas na tubig sa bibig? that statue is quite odd? imagin a lion with a fish’s tail? pare ha mooncake ko pagbalik mo.

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pogi!

12. BEBY - March 15, 2008

I AGREE WITH JUANITA HE ISS TOOO FINE!!! PLUS GO BULLS!!!

13. awsome cool guy dude - May 1, 2008

ugly fag

14. amanda - April 30, 2009

i thing he looks like a butt ugly little girl that i know and i am writing this as i just saw the terrible ending of game 6 and when he comes to boston for game 7 he will be in a lot of trouble because of his faggy attitude and the celtics are ganna kick the bulls stinky losing butts and they all can go home and cry like brad miller did. by the way i think brad miller is a baby because he CRIED when he got hurt by rondo and FYI rondo is like 6 1 and miller is like 7 1 so i don’t see why the ugly baby would do that….Go Celtics Bulls can go to hell!!!!!

15. amanda - April 30, 2009

Bulls SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! and honestly always will and that is the truth and anyone that says he is good looking must be related to helen keller because you really don’t know what ur gettin into ….. sorry ….. they can go suck each others balls……. go all teams that beat them and hate them because i sure do and i’m from Boston so go celtics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16. amanda - April 30, 2009

HE IS AN UGLY BUTTER RINGLEY ASS WIPE

17. jonahtheboyforamanda - May 1, 2009

retarded little %&@( that can go to %!&*