Doctor Accused of Daring Patients to Eat Medical Equipment in Lieu of Payment; Jan “The Catheter-Eater” Connor Expresses Dislike for New Office Nickname March 30, 2006
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Severed Head Assaulted by Addams Family’s “Thing” During Speech; Severed-Hand-Monsters Demonstrate Ardent Distaste for Opthamology, Scientists Say March 30, 2006
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Counties Resort to Interspecies Law Enforcement Due to Cutbacks; 8 Golden Retrievers Linked to Recently Unearthed Crystal Meth Lab March 30, 2006
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Surf the Internet…With Your Brain March 30, 2006
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Greetings, all. I figure that every good blog needs a strong voice behind it, beyond viking jokes and whatnot, so this is my first attempt to give snakewise.net a little more depth.
When I came across this article earlier in the week one of my more fantastical musings was realized. I thought we were years away from this, but apparently a team of professors and other scientists have been working for quite a while on a technology that interfaces computers with the human brain. Theoretically it all makes sense, I mean, energy is energy any way you look at it, but clearly it's more complicated than all that.
Art Critics Ridicule U.S. Legal System for “Uninspired Sense of Depth,” Lack of Dilbert Jokes; Justice Katherine Bray Sustains Near-Fatal Smudging March 29, 2006
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New York Times Switches to “Brevity” Format; Readership Relieved by Absence of Big Words, Uncertain What “Scushy Guilt” Means March 29, 2006
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Putin Abandons Political Career in Favor of Tour on Comedy Circuit, “Lenin’ Tower of Pisa” Joke Draws Fewer Laughs than Hoped March 29, 2006
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Ex-Communicated Beanie Assaults Pope, Blames Tattered Life on Catholic Church’s Denouncement of Aspirations for Career as Cowboy Hat March 29, 2006
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Viking Travels Through Time to Warn of Impending Armageddon, Thwarted by Norse Studies Class at Local High School; Red Tape Blamed for Downfall of Civilization March 29, 2006
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Paramount Releases Superhero Action Epic, “Frontier Brigade;” Critics Berate Plausibility of Daniel Boone/Betsy Ross Romantic Sub-Plot March 28, 2006
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